ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SHOT BY A NAILGUN?

DID YOUR EYEBROWS TURN GREEN LAST TIME YOU WATCHED S.B.S.?

THEN YOU NEED

THE NEW TOUCH CO.™ PICTURE FRAME!

IT'S NOT JUST ANY NORMAL PICTURE FRAME...

IT ALSO DOUBLES AS:

-A WEDDING DRESS

-SWISS ARMY KNIFE

-AND A TAFE CERTIFICATE!

BUT DON'T JUST BELIEVE US! SEE WHAT ONE OF OUR CUSTOMERS HAS TO SAY!

"MY NAME IS ....UNIMPORTANT, AND I DON'T LIKE PICTURE FRAMES, IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING IN THIS AD!"

THE NEW TOUCH CO. PICTURE FRAME, IT'S GOT ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE A PAPER MACHÉ DOG!

FROM TOUCH CO.™ "THE HOME OF TOUCHING"